johntyler-metacrisis asked: [text]: Damnit. Not this again. Can't keep myself focused. I just keep thinking about that bloody skirt you've got on today.

whocriedbadwolf:

johntyler-metacrisis:

whocriedbadwolf:

[text] Let me guess, you’re in a meeting?  That’s a shame because I’m all alone in my office and it’s a bit warm.  I’ve already taken my suit coat off and unbuttoned my shirt.

[text] I know what you mean though, this skirt is so short.  It makes it easier to hike up so I can touch myself when I think about you.

[text]: Don’t you dare. These trousers are tight enough as it is. 
[text]: …Have you been thinking about me?

[text] Of course I have.

[text] As you said, those trousers are very tight…

[text] And my knickers are very wet…

[text]: Can’t focus at all now, thanks for that. 
[text]: Wish I could get out of this meeting and do something about it… 
[text]: I’d have you bent over your desk before you could even give me that cheeky smile of yours.

aclockworkwhatever:

(( If it helps, I’m still here. So you’re welcome to come over to the apartment when you need company. ))

Dude it totally helps that you’re still here! I will remember that I can come bother you when I begin to go more insane!

(( I won’t be around much tomorrow, but I have no life and will be around this weekend doing homework. I’m planning on making a Goodwill trip if you want to join me? Probably on Saturday. ))

johntyler-metacrisis asked: [text]: Damnit. Not this again. Can't keep myself focused. I just keep thinking about that bloody skirt you've got on today.

whocriedbadwolf:

[text] Let me guess, you’re in a meeting?  That’s a shame because I’m all alone in my office and it’s a bit warm.  I’ve already taken my suit coat off and unbuttoned my shirt.

[text] I know what you mean though, this skirt is so short.  It makes it easier to hike up so I can touch myself when I think about you.

[text]: Don’t you dare. These trousers are tight enough as it is. 
[text]: …Have you been thinking about me?

rupelover:

“They’re waiting for you to become the stereotypical child actor and go off the wheels a bit. But I’m not planning on it.” - Rupert Grint

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whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

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sixpenceee:

Also here’s a compilation of all things that will make horror fans squeal with delight

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quesozombie:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

im going to piss myself

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fadewithfury asked: Ten/Rose - Blanket Fort :D

flypup: